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Agentt
Agentt
Cooked? Not chaared to coal? You use time machine or something?
Napelynn
Napelynn
Why would it turn to coal?? It’s thirty seconds?
Agentt
Agentt
You can throw it in an incinerator. I don't know how your common sense works.
Napelynn
Napelynn
I’m normal? Why would I throw it in an incinerator if I want to eat it? I don’t even own an incinerator? I have a microwave though.
Agentt
Agentt
My mother's workplace has an incinerator to burn toilet paper. They installed it after Corona.
Napelynn
Napelynn
I don’t have anything like that. Nor do I know anyone that has something like that. I have a microwave though.
Agentt
Agentt
Why are you tempting me to mention your microwave?
Napelynn
Napelynn
I dunno. It just seems important. I mean, microwaves are super cool. That’s why I have one.
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Agentt
Agentt
I once watched a video where a person puts some coal in his microwave and when he cooks it, they turn into diamonds.
I want to try it, but I won't since I like to believe that video was real
Agentt
Agentt
How do two microwaves greet each other?
They microwave.
Napelynn
Napelynn
What did the Napelynn say to the Agentt?
Why are you awake?
Agentt
Agentt
My sleep schedule got ruined. I woke up at 11 PM and now it is 3 AM.
Napelynn
Napelynn
I know. I’ve already memorized your sleep schedule.
Agentt
Agentt
...
So has literally every person I see here. You aren't special.
Napelynn
Napelynn
I was just telling you that I already knew.
Agentt
Agentt
I just googled your symptoms and it tells me you might be suffering from yandere
Agentt
Agentt
And that means you love me.
Napelynn
Napelynn
I have Cadmar’s sleep schedule too.
Napelynn
Napelynn
Also, I googled my symptoms too. It tells me that I died 4 days ago. Dead people can’t love people, because, you know, they’re dead.
Agentt
Agentt
Chances are, you are now in an isekai then. Hence, you are capable of love
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