I’m normal? Why would I throw it in an incinerator if I want to eat it? I don’t even own an incinerator? I have a microwave though.
I don’t have anything like that. Nor do I know anyone that has something like that. I have a microwave though.
I once watched a video where a person puts some coal in his microwave and when he cooks it, they turn into diamonds. I want to try it, but I won't since I like to believe that video was real
Also, I googled my symptoms too. It tells me that I died 4 days ago. Dead people can’t love people, because, you know, they’re dead.