Mother and father would not tell them over the years, so I've been asked the question "where do babies come from" four times already... I refuse to answer that...
If I could have, today I would have been laying down and reading all day, but no. The fridge was full of forbidden chocolate milk, and I had to scrape a years worth of dried blood and milk off of the inside of the entire fridge... There was about a gallon worth of dried blood in there.
I need approximately 63 British silver sixpence coins to fill a penny roll that holds 50¢. They are the same diameter as an American penny, but the thickness is only 0.8 times that of a penny. It's really 62.5 sixpence coins, but I don't want to leave out a coin or cut one down its rim.
To prevent the collapse of a very important(world-ending) seal, Aushephexiiv are not allowed to absorb dark matter on or near Aeremetherlem'oeth for more than 5 minutes per day, and those five minutes are scheduled. Dark matter is absorbed through the horns, so placing a seal on the horns allows them to stop absorbing.
I am confused. I had a marble cake the other day, but it wasn't made of marble. It didn't even contain a trace of it. Don't even get me started on marbled meat, or lime juice that doesn't contain lime at all.
My headphones start making crackling noises when they are powered on and they get near my desk. Also, my USB RGB rock salt lamp is raving on my desk right now.
The creation of a universe requires creating a subspace, then inverting divinity and pouring it into the subspace. Next, pour in uninverted divinity. They will collide creating elementary particles by scraping at the time level of the gap between the subspace reality and the outer reality and creating a larger hollow in time. Universe created, now let it rest for a while.
I completely forgot that when I wear the black dress, I have to lift the front up off of the ground when I walk up the stairs, or else I'll trip and hit my head on the stairs and die.
Feels like 27567681000000000°

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