I am confused. I had a marble cake the other day, but it wasn't made of marble. It didn't even contain a trace of it. Don't even get me started on marbled meat, or lime juice that doesn't contain lime at all.
My headphones start making crackling noises when they are powered on and they get near my desk. Also, my USB RGB rock salt lamp is raving on my desk right now.
The creation of a universe requires creating a subspace, then inverting divinity and pouring it into the subspace. Next, pour in uninverted divinity. They will collide creating elementary particles by scraping at the time level of the gap between the subspace reality and the outer reality and creating a larger hollow in time. Universe created, now let it rest for a while.
I completely forgot that when I wear the black dress, I have to lift the front up off of the ground when I walk up the stairs, or else I'll trip and hit my head on the stairs and die.
My bedroom is nearly cold enough to freeze my nipples. It's cold and I didn't even realize because I'm so used to it. The only reason I found out is because a sibling walked in and asked why it was ice cold in my room.
I don't know why the elves in Japanese media are usually flat, and have a hard time reproducing... If they are so close to nature, then bountiful milkies and quick reproduction should be traits they possess.
I had a dream about a newly released VRMMORPG and I woke up and immediately said the words "looks like (producer name) studios has released a new game." I can't remember the name of the studio now.
When mankind have infinite options, they struggle to choose upon one. Food is one such infinite choice, with unknowable amount of answer. I chose omelette and toast.

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