Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 11, 2025

Where the hell did I get a third burrito?
I got lunch, and there were two when I received it, and I just ate a second one, but there's still one in the box... I never even opened the box a second time... I always check if I got everything in my order, so I don't know where the third one came from. I ate it though.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 11, 2025

Fruit snacks suck. I don't want any more of them. I already ate 50 packs of them. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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  Envylope

• Dec 8, 2025

Why are you reviving threads?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 7, 2025

I am alive.

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  Hoshino

• Dec 6, 2025

Happy birthday-nya, Az!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 5, 2025

I just learned that if I block my nose and mouth, then the air I breathe out will go through my eye sockets and ears, but I don't know how that happens...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 5, 2025

My face when mcdonald's gives me a pair of socks with my meal:

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 5, 2025

I ate a salad with cheese, steak, and potatoes in it, and Thousand Island salad dressing on it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 3, 2025

http://imgur.com/a/3J7wNAP

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 3, 2025

Soforth, I said, am saying, and will say, "let there be pound cake,", and soforth, there was, is, and will be pound cake, and henceforth, I saw, am seeing, and will see that the pound cake was, is, and will be good.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 3, 2025

I was singing "you'll come as a lightning", but then I got to a fast-paced section, and I just gave up, because I can't speak in Greek and speak at a rap-like speed at the same time.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 2, 2025

Nearly 200 years later, the World Magician Society denies all involvement in the African Flesh Nexus Incident of 1837, and the Great Gender Swapping Incident of 1849.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 2, 2025

I almost lost two of my fingertips just 30 minutes ago. Very pain, very hurt. Waiting to see if they turn purple or not, so I know if I'm actually losing them.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 2, 2025

Size comparison of United States and European coins. US 1935 E $1 silver certificate for scale.(same size as modern bills) (US does not have a 2 cent or $2 coin) (large dollar coins and pennies are no longer minted)

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 1, 2025

Meatball and casserole post.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 1, 2025

There were a lot of people who I didn't follow, because I completely forgot that I hadn't followed them, and some of them I actually have memories of following.

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  Fox-Trot-9

• Dec 1, 2025

Hellooooooo, blue-horned one!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 1, 2025

To get the maximum potential out of your tea, heat 1 liter of water to boiling, then add your sugar for 4 times that much water. Then place your tea for 4 liters in some sort of diffusion apparatus, like a permeable paper bag, or a permeable metal canister. Place the diffusion apparatus into the water, and let sit for 20 minutes.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 1, 2025

None of you know anything about crusk.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 1, 2025

Cover yourself in cheese and allow the potato to boil on the middle ironing board at 237 miles/day for 27 Half-Lives of the universe.