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    So, when I gave my first ever online exam, I saw there was a photo of this really dirty looking, 30-40ish old man's photo on my screen who looked like he hadn't taken a bath in a week and hadn't been to a barber for over an year. Plus, the way he had just let his beard grow made him look like a savage.
    Agentt
    When I was 11, I read a joke an author once made in my history book. It read.
    "Author's Date Of Birth: I really don't remember it since I was very small at that time, but my Mama says its 5th August."
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    I doubt others will share this feeling, but I find it really cute how simply scientists named their books. I like to imagine they spend days and days thinking of a title, and end up with something like "Animals" and when it comes to write a sequel, he was like, fuck it, I ain't doing that again and went with "Animals(revised)"
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    [insert name of scientist] [name of subject ] for [exam/degree] ver [insert year]

    It's like lightnovel titles.
    The books scream. This is a textbook you will get what you expect. I tried. Don't like it don't buy it. No refunds.

    I don't really care if you buy it or not .
    b-b-bak-
    -bakchodh
    Agentt
    Always remember, you can take a loan to pay your debt, so go and enjoy a shopping spree
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    No. Bad Agentt, bad. Bad influence. Bad advice.

    Probably why many still stuck in a cycle of paying debt and burrowing themselves into a deeper hole.
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    Always remember, there are 2 kidneys, so feel free to sell the other one to blackmarket...
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    So, my father recieved some ultra boomer unfunny jokes and he really liked them, and was even excited to show them to me, which is really rare, considering how tsundere fathers can be. So, I thought of telling it here.
    A cook says "I am a simple man but my food is special."
    A shopkeeper says "Fans available here."
    An astrologer says "pay me to know the spoiler"
    Agentt
    I haven't posted many threads but almost all of them end up becoming toxic...Is this my gift from God?
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    How arrogant when you first started, i don't see people viciously attacking each other thu...it seems like they're sharing their writing styles...
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    Well, yes, but it was really near with Jemini and Ben. One disagreement and both are known to be master in dissing.
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    I think one of them is more inclined to do that than the other but gp
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    Saw a white bat today. Which is a bit funny considering what all is happening around the world.
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    Agentt
    Step 1: Close your eyes
    Step 2: Without moving your head, look above. Like, by rolling your eyes.
    Step 3: You can no longer open your eyes.
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    Bishop 1: I must announce that our one true lord and saviour, Jesus has died.
    Bishop 2: We must celebrate this day.
    Bishop 1: Exactly- Wait, what? You mean mourn?
    Bishop 2:I announce this to be a public holiday!
    Bishop 1: Huh?
    Bishop 3: Let's call it the Good Friday!
    Bishop 2: Hell yeah!
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    So, I was making some tea right now when I noticed that my strainer was burnt. I was like, huh, that's weird. How did that happen. Then I proceeded to but the strainer on fire like I usually do while making tea, and suddenly it hits me,
    Oooh, that's why.
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    Always remember, till the time you don't try, you can always brag a perfect win record against Ussain Bolt.
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    I wonder if I can write a fanfic on another fanfic.
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    A fanfic of another fanfic in a fanfic.
    I smell Inception.
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    Oh my god, we can do that. Just put a fourth wall tag that the characters know that they are in a fanfic, they try to get out and at the last, when they are successful, they find that they were in a fanfuc of a fanfic all along, all along.
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    Imagine Deadpool making a fanfic of the Deadpool in Wolverine's Origins in a Deadpool 2016 crossover fanfic except the Deadpool from 2018 timeline came to assassinate Deadpool2016 for making such a fanfic. And this was all written and compiled in the greatest lore, the Deadpool Fanfic Collections. Brought to you by Slade Wilson, a mercenary companion.
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    Wow, hiatus is really boring. I wish I could still spend an hour in morning and an hour in night playing community games here. How is SeaSquidFish going about?
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    Hiatus is boring, but its necessary sometimes. Its hard to stop things if its interesting, but one day I'll probably slip away for a good chunk of time and forget about here, as I did on Mirakee and Wattpad.

    After all, I want to be one that creates content, not just watching content only to still be empty handed.
    Someday. It'll be any day now. ;)
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    So, to calm him down, I decided to show him Re:Zero, since it doesn't have that much of action and the deaths are pretty much censored. What I did underestimated was the VA's amazing work to portray Subaru's screams.
    But, I'll prescribe him some happy ones once we meet again, so, its fine~~~~~~~~, I hope.
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