Azhurie_Mythephan

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  LuoirM

• Oct 20, 2025

I saw you over in MangaDex... The one time I'm over there
Perhaps it's faith that connects us.

please love me please

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 18, 2025

I had pizza for dinner, but I ate half of a pizza and four breadsticks, and ate way too fast, so I vomit up a slice worth of pizza. Worth it-yeem~!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 18, 2025

Everbero! Everbero! Multus! Everbero! Multus! Multus! Everbero! Multus! Everbero! Everbero! Everbero! Multus! Multus! Multus! Multus! Everbero! Everbero! Multus! Everbero! Everbero! Everbero! Everbero! Multus! Everbero! Multus!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 18, 2025

Once upon a time, I knew a guy named Tor.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 18, 2025

ThuUuUuUuUuUuUur!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 17, 2025

Barry: Look, John! That man has three legs!
John: I wonder where his fourth leg went...
Barry: John... What did you mean when you said fourth leg? Don't men usually only have three legs?
John: *stares while not breathing*
Barry: John?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 17, 2025

When mother gets pregnant, I have mirror symptoms. My breasts are tender and hurt a bit. Pain.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 16, 2025

Haha! I'm a time traveler now!

http://imgur.com/a/JvUJU95

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 16, 2025

Fish people... They're in the waste water reservoirs near fission reactor plants.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 15, 2025

It's been two years now.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 14, 2025

I fell on my left leg this morning, which is the one that got nerve damage from large amounts of cold butter falling on it several times. It got worse, even though it had almost healed.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 14, 2025

On average, how long does it take for the food you eat to cease to exist while you're still chewing, and then you reach for another pack of chips, because the first one disappeared before you could even swallow it, and how long does it take for the second pack to turn into a liquid in your mouth before you even try to chew a chip?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 14, 2025

It's cold... I wish it wouldn't be autumn yet... The cold stings...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 14, 2025

I just had to add 1 more to my title. It was wrong otherwise...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 13, 2025

I eated a tortellini.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 12, 2025

I ate pizza again...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 9, 2025

I am hungry.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 9, 2025

I eated a pizza yesterday... It was a cheese pizza with stuffed crust... Very delicious...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 6, 2025

"I just decided... I exist now." So said the strange man, after deciding to exist, and then simultaneously phasing into reality outside the fish and chips shack, holding a shank.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 4, 2025

We made a red velvet cake and swapped the red coloring for blue coloring, and it looks like scotch-brite mixed with WD-40 and rust. It was green before we baked it, but then it turned pitch black on the outside afterwards, and it isn't even burnt.