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I am going to marinate you, smoke you, and then eat you.

But that would be a crime. Why don't you have @RedMuffin instead?

Ducks aren't protected by the law in Aeremetherlem'oeth, and Aushephexiiv aren't currently subject to human laws, because they don't know we're here yet. *beam me up with this strange waterfowl. I have tomorrow's dinner planned.*

Its August fools after all.

No muffins. I will not eat anything sweet right now. I haven't had any meat in days, so you're on the menu.

A single duck can't possibly satiate your immense hunger why don't you take some cats along too like @Alski , @Hsinat , @BernKatstel , @Assurbanipal_II and @DannyDaDaikon

DannyDaikon's account was deleted.

Oh, no, when did it happen?

People are getting work done on Christmas and popping them out in August.

The fruits of their labor

Oh no, there's a population crisis because everybody being Virgos.

Ducks are eaten all over the world, Cats are only eaten in a few asian contries.