On Wednesday, last week, I got called sweet cheeks by the delivery driver who dropped off my food. 2 weeks before, I was called sweetie by a different man, also a delivery driver.
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It makes me a little sad that almost none of you actually know what a Citrus Lump is.
Requested a name change.
Because I am autistic, and have trouble formulating spoken sentences, I use a special tactic when talking to someone, and it's called repetition.
If you or anybody you know was exposed to the Chernobyl reactor and suffered 12th degree burns on their entire existence, then you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Ok, so I just realized that legion and lesion sound similar, because I have two lesions in my mouth and started thinking about thia. Lesion is not to be confused with the word 'legion' which is also called a battlegroup, and is made up of 500 strong and able warriors. I do not have two legions in my mouth, because that is disgusting.
We're no stranger to drugs
You know the dealer, and so do I
3 pounds of crack is what i'm thinking of
You couldn't get this price from another guy
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
I'm trippin' balls on the floor
Jesus Christ, Is that a fish?!
Dancing on my pasta dish!?
Why does he have a gun?
Oh my lord, is that a gourd!?
Pulling out a holy sword!?
From the stone in my backyard!?
Imagine... imagine... Imagine...
You wake up one morning, but then you realize that you are naked, your *ss hurts, you are a female when you shouldn't have been, and in your bed is a light elemental elf, also female. What is your response to this fallacy?
On Aeremetherlem'oeth, as they do not possess a citizenship, @AnonUnlimited is considered an illegal alien, and on the grounds that they are not a question mark, does not qualify for protection under the Question Mark Protections Act of 1983 of the Deltrian Era. Illegal aliens are to be exterminated on sight if they are spotted entering or inside of the atmosphere.
With time as my canvas containing transfinite infinities, the paint of space is currently 8:21 PM
Athe'exmao - Envy
Athe'alxema - Wrath
Athe'anhixa - Pride
Athe'othenxan - Greed
Athe'entoaxa - Lust
Athe'ethagrean - Sloth
Athe'athureax - Gluttony
I said it would be 8 hours, but it's been almost 4. I ate fried chicken covered in melted mozzarella cheese, and now I feel less depressed by a very large margin. I love fried chicken covered in melted cheese.
My continued existence costs me everything. My health, my sanity, my friendships, my love, my familial relationships. I am tired, so I will go to sleep, hoping to wake up to a new, brighter day, and not have to deal with all this crap upon awakening. See you guys in maybe 8-24 hours.
For about 10 minutes there, about half of the internet was inaccessible to me. I was very confused.
Athrea Codeamx, Ikathrex Domn-Quimn -
'I will say, here and now, vampires and succubi are descended from the same common ancestor. The only difference between them is how they decided to extract life essence for their continued existence. This led to their evolution paths diverging and their current evolutionary differences.'
We got an orange kitten yesterday, and he is downstairs with mother.
The silver drinking dish makes its return with another alcoholic beverage, and this time, it actually tasted good.
I made a Font.
I never expected to be able to buy a can of juice concentrate with only $1.50, and I was pleasantly surprised. -
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