Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 6, 2025

Athrea Codeamx, Ikathrex Domn-Quimn -
'I will say, here and now, vampires and succubi are descended from the same common ancestor. The only difference between them is how they decided to extract life essence for their continued existence. This led to their evolution paths diverging and their current evolutionary differences.'

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 6, 2025

We got an orange kitten yesterday, and he is downstairs with mother.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 6, 2025

The silver drinking dish makes its return with another alcoholic beverage, and this time, it actually tasted good.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 5, 2025

I made a Font.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 5, 2025

I never expected to be able to buy a can of juice concentrate with only $1.50, and I was pleasantly surprised.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 4, 2025

I changed my title, and yes, it is true...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 3, 2025

Today, I remembered that I hadn't seen the sun in days, so I opened the window blinds. Also, @AnonUnlimited , your fans want to see you cover yourself in oil.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 3, 2025

I just vomit my guts out, almost all the water I drank today, and half of my dinner, because I drank the water from the sink, which I usually drink, but add ice to, to make it cold so I don't vomit.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 2, 2025

The track record of my right hip joint is becoming spotty recently. I sometimes, while I'm walking, suddenly become unable to move my right hip joint for a second, and that causes me to fall, or in the case of today and many other times, hang onto the stair railing for dear life because if I let go, I'mma fall to my death.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 2, 2025

I made an herbal tea drink, and drank a 16 ounce glass of it, but it tasted like cough medicine, down to that sickening metallic aftertaste. I added some more sugar, and now it tastes like sweetened cough syrup with a metallic aftertaste.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 1, 2025

And so I said, let there be a box, and in this box let there be more boxes, and in these boxes let there be more boxes, and in these boxes let there be more boxes, and so I saw that the box containing boxes that contain boxes containing boxes was good.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 31, 2025

I forgot that the year is 1987 right now.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 31, 2025

I forgot that four months ago, I got a can of frozen concentrated orange juice. I now have juice to drink!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 30, 2025

What happens when you divorce a vampire?

Spoiler: Haha! The funny!

ExPire

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 30, 2025

I forgot that mother gave me cinnamon rolls the other day.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 30, 2025

I did a job application for the place I wanted to work as soon as the listing was made, and a few days later, my brother tells me that half the people who got the job didn't show up. I didn't get the job, and I suspect that it was the disability forum that was sent with it. I have 10 of the disabilities listed on there, and a few that aren't listed on there. Life, and the world, are cruel.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 29, 2025

Yesterday, I opened the fridge, and even more butter fell out on my left foot. It hurt so bad.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 27, 2025

Join us at the Third Coming of Age Ritual Site at 29:57 AM on Krethmne'es'demn the 593rd, of the third month, of 1987 D.E. (Deltrian Era), 6th CRC (Cosmic Rebirth Cycle), where the coming of age ritual of the next Planar Ruler candidate, Auxthie Amirextn, who, if they succeed, will become the next Arthoaneifex Supreimynen Milte'exthia'amina, will take place. (Thousand-Year Great Supreme One)

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 27, 2025

At 3:40 AM(50 minutes ago), I looked in my fridge, and couldn't find something to drink, so I went downstairs, and looked in the other fridges, and couldn't find anything to drink, so I asked my older brother if he had a soda I could buy off him, but he said "I don't have any sodas, but you know who does? The gas station!"

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 26, 2025

I really fucked up the nerves in my left foot last week, and I suspect that it happened when I opened the fridge and 4 pounds of butter fell on it.