Ive just now learned, in the bridge of the song hardware store by weird al, one item he lists the store as selling is an automatic circumciser. Im afraid
No one knows the true reason, but I'm gonna spill the bean to you. The real reason why I'm leaving. So it goes like that, I will become fucking huge and jacked. I will return here, and challenge you to a d-d-d-d-duel! We will do most muscular pose, front double biceps, side chest, and vacuum. I will obliterate your scrawny ass. ?

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