I think survival in the zombie apocalypse would be both difficult and surprisingly easy since I would probably not have much issues with the zombies as I am pretty confident they’d mistake me for one of them… but at the same time a human would also probably mistake me for a zombie-nya.
I take life very slowly almost like an elf since it often takes me months or even years to complete plans that at most would take a week… I also often continue conversations months and sometimes years after they ended because it takes time before I have a response… I may sound like I’m complaining but I have never been happier-nya.
Good morning~ did you know if I am nitpicky with a gift it means I am very happy and will probably cary said gift with me everywhere I go no matter its size for the next week-nya.
There is a nut stuck in my throat and is getting really damn annoying because every time I breathe I feel it… but no matter what I do the fucking thing won’t go down or even back up-nyah!!!!
Your signature says "Wolf + Alien = Catgirl?", but that's wrong. Wolf + Alien = Aushephexiiv.
There are many variants of Aushephexiiv, but the most common is the draconic variant.
Remember whenever you first meet a doctor of any kind find a way to casually say that you have a drinking problem… then pause for a moment and right as the misunderstanding sinks in you continue with I drink so much water that at this rate I might bankrupt myself or something similar-nya.

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