Stupid people doing stupid things is fun to watch. But they... breed, which is unnerving
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Yo, how do I ask my currently molified roommate what his subway order was, so I can order me one? Without pissing him off.
I... have a problem. I just ate my roommates subway. I'll pay him back, as that's our standing rule, but damn was it good.
My secret pleasure: watching conspiracy theories. I don't believe them, I've seen the inner workings of government, not competent enough
Every day. Those 2 flirt. Get a room please
Did you know that one of the strongest features of North America is Appalachia. Lots of weird shit in there.
The older I get, the creepier thing becomes. There are some fucked things I've seen.
I... wonder, for the fanfiction haters, if I write a story inspired by the mechanics of survival crafting games, is that fanfiction
Sleep. I need sleep. But I'm forcing myself to stay awake, why? Doctor told me to
If anyone is curious, my knee was just sprained. I've long walked pigeon toed, and bout 10 years ago my doctor and I began fixing that. And yeah, it happens
Had a dream, that somebody got a minecraft ability, and they dug a moat around Russia. So suddenly there was a moat with perfectly square edges, and a cobblestone wall. Oh and Microsoft was trying to make him pay them a license.
I've done jack shit today, and I'm still exhausted beyond belief
I woke up... left knee the size of a watermelon. I appearantly sprained it.
I just experienced the worst pain I've ever felt. And I've been shot
Yo! Harry Potter fans. Why didn't Fred and George find it weird that Ron was Sleeping with a middle-aged man named Peter Pettigrew. Did they think it was ancient Greece, or is there a logical explanation?
Sudden incest novels are whiplash inducing. You're reading thinking: aw what a nice story, what a lovely family, ah he loves his mom.... why they ******? Wtf? Warn somebody, close book, look up puppies and kittens for eye bleach.
Kinda want to write a Star Wars fanfiction, where Darth Vader aka Anakin, has his soul merged with someone who hates the sequal era movies, and is reincarnated as Childakin just after the Pod Race
I'm a simple guy. Sitting on my porch with iced tea, and soft music is a favorite pastime of mine.
I... have too much research for my novel. And basically a 10th will be referenced, but all is important
My neighbors have been blaring music all day. Unfortunately that's not a crime. Well not until 11pm.
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