@Hans.Trondheim bro I just want to stop living in multiple once-in-a-lifetime historical moments in one decade. am tired and simply want to be able to afford grocery ?
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."
Had a meeting with a corpo whose hq is in japan.
They have some issues with their it apps, and showed us the security requirements.
In the sheet, they ranked security issues with with metrics of C -> B -> A -> S, with S being the most severe and C the least impact.
Idk why, but the idea of jap corpo using alphabet and having S as the highest is somewhat funny to me.
Have long hair.
Asked barber to cut hair like goku ss3.
Denied because it's impossible.
Asked why it was impossible you stupid bastard.
"It's just not."
Woe.
Bro @NotaNuffian I now understand why you want to jump to a speeding shinkansen sometimes.
I fucked up at work, and the rope hanging down the stairs looks very attractive.

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