melchi

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  melchi

• Apr 16, 2025

AI Overview

If a duck is following you, it's likely a duckling that has imprinted on you or is separated from its mother. The best course of action is to gently lead the duckling towards its mother or to the nearest water source, and then quietly leave the area

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  melchi

• Apr 16, 2025

In soviet Russia, grandma can sew computer memory with magnets and copper wire.

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  SRB

• Apr 16, 2025

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  melchi

• Apr 13, 2025

I was listening to some of the last communications of the El Faro and I could really feel the captains despair.

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  melchi

• Apr 13, 2025

? I said, Ooooo, I'm blinded by the lights ?

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  melchi

• Apr 12, 2025

I had a dream that ICE was hunting for illegals who were mutants that could fly. And I haven't been reading x-men comics.

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  Nahrenne

• Apr 11, 2025

*gently brushes your fur*

X

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  melchi

• Apr 11, 2025

Corty singing: ? "I want to break freeeeee"?

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  melchi

• Apr 8, 2025

If someone changes their name to representing anon does that make anon one of the 7 deadly sins?

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  melchi

• Apr 1, 2025

I had a co-worker commit suicide because of adultery.

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  melchi

• Mar 30, 2025

I really wish royal road would stop pushing time loop stories at me. I don't have much desire to pick up one of those. Was kinda over it after re:zero.

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  melchi

• Mar 29, 2025

Can enough mice kill a cat?

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  melchi

• Mar 29, 2025

That moment when you find cake mix and get excited to make a cake, but then notice that the recipe calls for eggs. T_T

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  melchi

• Mar 29, 2025

I was halfway convinced that

КВН-49 TV Was fake​

But apparently I was wrong.

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  melchi

• Mar 27, 2025

Everyone being Envy is confusing.

It was bad enough when everyone was agentt

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  melchi

• Mar 27, 2025

?I want to break free... ? I want to break free

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  melchi

• Mar 26, 2025

Was going for a walk and saw someone set up a little booth on the side walk. He had a bunch of fruit, I asked how much and he said $12 but I only had $7 in cash on me so he gave me a discount and a big cup of fruit.

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  melchi

• Mar 22, 2025

Sign I saw in a store:
"I don't like tacos" Said no Juan ever.

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  melchi

• Mar 22, 2025

Posted the lyrics to an actual rather famous song into Suno just to see what it would do and it said that the lyrics didn't meet their guidelines. Apparently there are some rails there.

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  melchi

• Mar 22, 2025

It's the hard knock life for us ?