I hate when people expect me to remember anything not related to stories... I can barely remember my name let alone shit I don't care about. But if it has to do with stories I'll remember it since I perceive almost everything through that veil, The stick in my room has a story same as the oxygen I breath.
I just realized that I don't talk that much, I never really thought about it but there have been many times that I don't bother speaking for a week or two... Though it is probably because I am to lazy to bother speaking most of the time.
There have been several times in my life that I was surprised when I woke up in the morning since I truly expected to die, if there is one thing I have it's luck.
I accidently let my intrusive thoughts win and asked a biker looking dude if I could stroke his beard, I somehow managed to bullshit my way out of the situation by making a tactical retreat shortly after I realized what I did!
I love to say things in a way that can be easily misunderstood for example I refer to the fact that I spend $150 to $230 a week on bottled water as my severe drinking problem whenever I get the chance.

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