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Deleted member 29316
Err...what's happening now?
Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
A wannabe demon lord is opening a bank. He didn't expect the A2 banking regulation agency. :blob_evil_two:
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Deleted member 29316
That's good for the Imperial economy, I guess? Less competition, the more money can be monopolized for the glory of the Empire!
Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
Under my glorious rule, We run a state-capitalist system following the principles of national economy by Friedrich List and Keynes to support the common people. :blob_aww: Instead of feudal poverty established by Yorda.
Yorda
Yorda
Look before my resurrection as a mahou shoujo I was dead for 123 years. You have had 123 years to improve the establishments and economy of the country. Your starting point was also different. You were able to leverage the power of an empire to boost the economy of your vassal-state.
Yorda
Yorda
I started with a feudal kingdom where all the clans were in constant dispute with each other. Your conquest was also equivalent to a political purge as you demolished many of those clans that caused internal strife in the kingdom. Those that you didn't destroy were gradually weeded out by the political power of the empire.
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Deleted member 29316
So uh...after the 'hot' war, we're now going the 'cold' war route?

With economic sanctions, rival systems, blockades, and proxy wars?

Interesting 2nd arc for @Maple-Leaf 's Saga of Stuff.
Yorda
Yorda
As you placed your various officials in positions of power the aristocratic faction's voice of dissent gradually died out. It was only possible for a conqueror. I did the best that I could for my kingdom despite the many opportunities that I did have, unlike you!!!
Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
:blob_aww: We made great scientific progress in the meanwhile

We established a health care system.

Social security.

Brought your land the rule of law.

Mechanised agriculture.

Industrialised production.

Abolished nobility.

Improved the education system to allow a greater influx of lower strata to higher education.

And established general conscription.:blob_reach:

We even plan to visit our moon soon.
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Deleted member 29316
You forgot about raisin cookies. Please issue an Imperial Decree banning raisin cookies.
Queenfisher
Queenfisher
:blob_hmm:

This "we" sound awesome. I want these "we" in every other country in the world now, please :blob_aww:
Queenfisher
Queenfisher
Imperial Decree banning raisin cookies
Whut?

Why o_o. What do you have against raisin cookies, you oppressive cookiist???
Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
I use pluralis majestatis obviously as your eternal sovereign. :blob_aww:
Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
The royal we, or majestic plural (pluralis majestatis), is the use of a plural pronoun (or corresponding plural-inflected verb forms) to refer to a single person who is a monarch.
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Deleted member 29316
Raisin cookies are the work of villainesses. As a vassal of the Empire, we can't feed the people these, or they'd support the 'she-whose-name-must-not-be-said'.
Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
But every other country is also intended. :blob_reach:
Nahrenne
Nahrenne
*enjoys a cup of jasmine tea that was poured by the Hero for me*
(^-^)
*is in bliss while political intrigue goes on in the blocked off country nobody goes to*

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Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
Then I ban from here on raising cookies, production, detention, consumption are punishable by law.
Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
As an alternative, we shall produce from now on "friendship cookies".
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Deleted member 29316
That's one small step for cookie-kind, and one giant leap for the choco-chip cookie kind.
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