A colleague at lunch showed me a puzzle and the first line it said "are you smart enough to work at Apple?"
my immediate reaction was: "I am smarter. I am smart enough to not work at Apple".
-They told me that happiness is within every person. As someone intimately familiar with what's inside people I say it is a bold-faced lie!
-Are you a surgeon?
-Uh, yep, something like that.
If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you. You smile and wave but then realize it wasn't looking at you but at the person behind you. You hide in embarrassment.
Somebody kill me.
I like looking at beautiful people. I also like eating them. This is why I am very much pro self-care, healthy eating, good hydration, regular exercise and good mental health.
Take care of yourselves, people
My foot is slowly peeling after the foot mask and it's all gross and disgusting and probably gonna last all week so I decided to share this knowledge with you


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