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Only the best puns for you on your birthday. That’s why I’m carefully pixy and choosing. Like how would I make a pun cross between pixy to kisaki. I’d probably be able to do like 14 of them. But I don’t like crosses, so the stakes are too high.

But I don’t like crosses,

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So there will be no crossovers with you. Gotcha.

Yeah there will be. Because in that case it’s a cross over. The cross will be over.

And it will happen at a crossroads… epic

The best pun section ever

It seems we crossed the pun finish line. I’d make a race pun, but that would be racist.

I feel you, I wouldn't want to cross blades with the pun police either.

Stahp my sides cant take any more puns

These bars landed me in pun prison once. I’ll do it again.

Visit a doc, you need your cross-section checked.

That’s the thing about these pun police. They always pixy apart my replies. Then they pull out their pistols and start punning for me.

Envy, you need a good lawyer to do the cross-examination on your trial.

Please help, I can't stop

I smell something punny...

They can’t do a cross-examination, they’d find out I’m a witchpire!

If the trial is in Australia then the cross will be upside down. That would help, no?

They’d discover all my evil Ententions! Then I’ll be Enprisoned! Enbelievable!

I need help because this thread is making me Enleashed. Help! I am mentally Enstable!

With lawyers Envolved this thread became too Corty. Now you Enfidels bow before the pun overlord!

I cant *wheeze*