Reading smut - as one usually does - and I see this shit: "furnace of a pussy."
Didn't laugh so hard for a long time.
Didn't laugh so hard for a long time.
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The next person who posts a Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan vid is getting their arms switched.
The second I think that I'm bored, the universe kicks me in the stomach with work. Why?
O_o
As my grandfather once said: "I am your grandfather."
Sleep. ?
Drinking an entire bottle of chocolate milk was a mistake.
I wouldn't be surprised if my shoes melted the fuck off my feet. Can someone look at my Winter Machine™? I think it broke.
Bad smut can ruin a story. But a horrible, awfully written piece of smut can be so bad it becomes good.
Damn, it's only monday and I'm already feeling like ?
Stay away from my body parts (legs, hands, teeth, eyes, etc...) otherwise, I'll cultivate in your profile.
I will take away your upper teeth.
How popular is vodka in Russia? Is it how the memes say?
My hair grew back. Time to become bald again!
It's gonna rain any second now...
Suddenly remembered that I haven't finished reading Trash Of The Count's Family. I dropped it somewhere near the time when they start talking about Demons and how OP they are.
That felt like one of those chinese plots: "And then AILIENS ATTACKED!"
I still can't force myself to finish reading it. -
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