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Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
:blob_aww: What, a vampire maid???
Iamnotabot
Iamnotabot
Step off, assu. She's mine. Imma hired her first.
Iamnotabot
Iamnotabot
So, wanna come over my place ? I promise a roof over your head and food everyday. Plus a front row seat for watching romance romcom.
Anemic_Vampire
Anemic_Vampire
Sure, thank you! I especially like the front row seat for rom-com. But, won't you need your wife's permission for inviting me?
Tsuru
Tsuru
Congratulations your majesty botty
We have 1 more competent staff to our army.
RepresentingWrath
RepresentingWrath
I usurped her princess position.
Assurbanipal_II
Assurbanipal_II
:blob_shock: The army is growing. A mos shocking development.
RedMuffin
RedMuffin
Do you need a Chef? :blob_aww:
RedMuffin
RedMuffin
LuoirM
LuoirM
Nice
ThrillingHuman
ThrillingHuman
No, that's vampire nobility only. The majority of vampies are good for nothing ghoulish mobs that look like nosterafu.
Vampires have a funny hierarchy where they rank each other by how pure the blood they have is. And anemic-chan being, well, anemic, she barely tanks higher than ghoul-chans
RedMuffin
RedMuffin


I'm a vampmuffin. I think I qualify for the Chef role.
Iamnotabot
Iamnotabot
I'm not hiring you muffin man, you're only good for one thing. Being eaten.
LuoirM
LuoirM
Kinky, sis.
Iamnotabot
Iamnotabot
Idk what u talking about li bro.
LuoirM
LuoirM
Idk I'm not the one eating someone out in public :blob_neutral:
RedMuffin
RedMuffin
Idk why you're making it weird, it's just eating a sentient muffin.
LuoirM
LuoirM
It's my ability :blob_neutral:
RedMuffin
RedMuffin
That's a weird superpower. :blob_neutral:
LuoirM
LuoirM
You wouldn't know my second one
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