J_Chemist

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 25, 2024

Protip #51: When at the gym conducting either the Cable Pulldown or Cable Row, be sure to stare straight across directly into the eyes of the person opposite you.

Assert dominance. Commit. First one to look away is gay.

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 24, 2024

Protip #50: If the bathroom you are utilizing has a timer on the light, you probably shouldn't fiddle with your phone for too long. Lest you find yourself sitting there in the dark, alone and afraid.

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  Aaqil

• Jun 24, 2024

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 22, 2024

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 18, 2024

@Anon2024 may*

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 18, 2024

Protip #49: Do not add more detergent than necessary to laundry. If you do, perform a second rinse cycle. If not, you might end up with leftover detergent in your clothes. Which may in turn lead to you getting a chemical burn on your ass.

Not fun.

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 17, 2024

Protip #48: When sitting on their face, don't be afraid of suffocation. Sit all the way down. Pressure makes diamonds, and we love diamonds.

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 15, 2024

Bananas should be eaten horizontally.

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 15, 2024

Peanut butter and Jelly should be mixed prior to being applied to bread.

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 15, 2024

Toilet paper should be placed to roll over, not under, when dispensed.

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 15, 2024

Milk goes before Cereal.

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 14, 2024

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 9, 2024

Protip #47: Make sure you close your blinds before you walk through your house naked. Unless you're into that. Then do you.

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  J_Chemist

• Jun 8, 2024

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  J_Chemist

• May 25, 2024

Protip #46: Do not let neglect turn into regret.

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  J_Chemist

• May 24, 2024

Many of us are easily distracted by things such as flashing lights, loud noises, or even a fluttering leaf in a gentle spring breeze.

Me? Tits and tacos. They get me everytime.

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  J_Chemist

• May 24, 2024

Protip #45: If you're getting old, this is your reminder to do your yoga.

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  J_Chemist

• May 24, 2024

Lifts
Cardio

Fuck, I'm getting fat. I hate it here.

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  HelloHound

• May 23, 2024

cat cat kitty kitty boi

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  J_Chemist

• May 23, 2024

This is not the forum for it... however--I have increased the maximum amount of weight able to be lifted across all of my lifts, as confirmed by my Max Out week. One cycle closer to the goal weights.