I have never read LotR
Me (a robot despairing on humanity) :The more I get to know humans, the more I realize they are goofy ass little guys
The more I get to know humans, the more I realize they are goofy shitty little guys and the majority should be exterminated.
Fry a cake in the shape of the middle finger, write "the great witch still remembers that bulshit from 1430" and if they don't understand they cool. Else you should burn them at a stake.



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