On the topic of dried tofu, wtf is with the recipe sites on Internet having literal life stories for half the page before the recipe? Like, bitch, I don't care about your mother or what you ate in childhood, just give me the damn recipe!
The best stories I've written are oneshots. Some I've written years ago can make me cry still and I wrote them! But I just can't complete long stories right off the bat.

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