Someone out there is salty.
Censoring my humor all of a sudden?
Interesting.
Censoring my humor all of a sudden?
Interesting.
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Protip #44: Remember those who stand with you in the rain when they have a choice to stay dry.
Protip #43: Don't try to load a motorcycle into the bed of a truck on your own. You'll probably drop it and you'll probably drop it on your leg.
Get help or just rent a trailer.
Protip #42: You might be cool, but you'll never be "Driving a Ford Fiesta at the Nürburgring and flashing your highbeams at a slow ahh Ferrari to get them to move tf out of the way so you can get by" cool.
Protip #41: If your rear tire is bald on your motorcycle, any surface can be turned into a slip and slide wild adventure... if you're brave enough.
Or dumb.
Protip #40.5: I'm going to fucking kill myself on this thing.
And by the Gods do I finally feel alive again.
Protip #40: When riding a motorcycle, understand that the power modes reset everytime you shut the bike off. So if you set it to C (lowest) and restart the bike, it will return to A mode(highest).
So don't forget to set it to C. You might accidentally do 120mph and almost pop a wheelie in 2nd.
Get clucked little gull.
Face My Wrath, Fowl Pheasant of the seas.
Protip #39: When you go home with the Goth Muscle Mommy--if she calls you her "pretty little cardio machine", it's too late. You've already agreed to the Terms and Conditions. You're in it now.
Good luck, Helldiver.
Happy 4th.
Protip #38:
I watched one video on the Battle of Beersheba and now there's 8 of them being recommended to me.
Leave me alone, you neckbearded nerds. The sexy British lady already told me about it.
Protip #37: Dress properly for the climate and you won't have a problem existing, no matter the temperature.
Me everytime I make a META post telling my reader's that I fucked up:
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