puppydog in lap :>
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if someone says they'll call you later and haven't called in the next half hour then that motherless liar should have an actual time for you to expect a call rather than spend the next portion of your day feeling the sword of "serious phone call" hanging over your head
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HelloHound chasing mailman 2024 colorised
sometimes I text people and then wonder how they survived grade school
smitten is such a cute word it feels like it should be a brand of stuffed animals
I would probably marry someone for their inheritance But I would be upfront about it, fulfill my responsibilities as a spouse, and probably not take them out before their time unless they super sucked
it's fun to watch cleaning videos but rarely fun to actually clean
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I can give you some chocolate though ?
this joke is getting ooold
today I learned that burnt spinach smells somewhat similar to peanut butter
I will have a shoes off house and soft and comfortable rugs but no complete carpeting because that's usually evil
I am so sleepy
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my hair is so soft and pretty and pettable I bet you wish you knew just how downright nice this sensation is
look at me, scanning papers like some kind of adult
augh paperwork
okay I am now glad that I only had one errand because Wow that was something
it's weird when you only have one errand to run; it should be multiple even if it's more annoying
it's always pain to see how much I shed in the shower because I always brush for a While before hopping in and there's always More Hair -
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