Never knew him
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melchi
melchi
He liked to fly kites into lightning
Conqueror_Quack
Are you talking about the one from the founding daddies?
RepresentingWrath
But was he bussin fr? 
Conqueror_Quack
@RepresentingEnvy Plot twist he was a vampire.
Representing_Tromba
The founding father of America is credited with inventing cunnilingus and was an active pimp/playboy.
RepresentingWrath
Wasn't he the one who liked MILFs?
AnonUnlimited
Sex maniac.
Representing_Tromba
Yes.
RepresentingWrath
He has my vote.
Conqueror_Quack
Buy you're Russian and he's.... Dead
RepresentingWrath
He has my vote!
SRB
And why is that a problem?
AnonUnlimited
There is a reason he on the one hundred dollar bill. It’s cause the women on the streets love seeing his face.
Conqueror_Quack
He can't handle it.
RepresentingWrath
Do you know why I can vote for him? Cause he is a legend, and legends never die.
AnonUnlimited
Legends have died though.