*pat pat*
Good Dragon Plush,
Good Dragon Plush,
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My efficiency with making chicken has become so great that I have gone from waiting on the oven to waiting on my rice.
Chicken takes 20 minutes.
Rice takes 9.
@RepresentingEnvy
Does this mean I can go on vacation?
Oh.
You've now become a cute dragon(?) plush.
'o'
*picks you up and huggles*
\(^O^)/
X
You'll have to excuse me. I'm old. This is my identity crisis.
'o'
You've changed your avi!
A crow, a rook, or a raven?
X
From fire to sum fuck.
Bungie made me care more about a fictional planet that I will never fight for than I do the blue sphere I currently live on.
- To you she's one in a billion. But to her, you're just one in a billion.
- One of the boys will go to the funeral for all of the others. But none of them will attend his.
You mfers need to learn how to resize your images. If you're on mobile, I get it. But on desktop? Fix yourselves you lazy, flashbanging rats.
I workout 2-3 hours a day just to sit down for 12 hours at a desk and play video games. Life is good.
TIL Toyota is putting out a new truck that I cannot have because of chickens.
It must be a Blood Moon or something because by the Gods it's friggin' open season tonight on Vampires and I'm having a blast.
Always a treat when someone asks you what music you're listening to and you've got Aquors blasting into your eardrums to drown out the tinnitus.
I'm listening to death metal, Sir. Death metal.
The trouble with wanting to date the tall, majestic, tatted, muscle mommy at the gym is that there will forever be the looming question in people's minds; does she peg him?
I am not confident enough in myself that my presence alone will deny such an allegation.
Be like Batman. -
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