To whomst it may be needed:
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Here we go.
Today was leg day. Today, I learned that I have thigh squish. Objective complete.
I have nearly completed the Leg Trifecta:
- Rip shorts when performing a deep squat with heavy weight.
- Achieve thigh squish when wearing spandex.
- Make someone say "GYATT" when I walk passed them.
Today, a friend of mine revealed to me that he was tallying up the amount of times I swore and also the tallies for each word.
I am both impressed and disturbed by the volume. I didn't even know it was possible to say "fuck" that much in a 5 hour period.
I am not one to do any kind of marketing or advertising for my story, as I am a believer that Readers will come of their own volition (and I'm lazy). I also don't believe my story is even worth it...
...but damn if that RR Advertising banner don't look like a damned good deal.
Things to say at a Restaurant:
- Oh I guess they let anyone in here.
- I thought I saw trouble coming. (If you see someone you recognize)
- He'll have the bill/a beer (point at a child).
- Let's see the damage (to the bill)
- (eating an appetizer) Oh these are dangerous.
I am regularly reminded that I am an enjoyer of other's suffering for whenever I see "Review Swap" threads, the child within me cackles at the idea that I could request them to review my book. At the very start of which is a single mountain of a chapter. That 20k prologue is a weapon.
It's a good thing that I am a nice person.
Diabetes is a damage over time debuff.
Impeachment is just vote to kick.
That is all.
Protip #19: A wise man will share his wisdom with the curious who seek to better themselves, offering words to guide you on your way. A fool will share with you his bile to poison you and bring you down with him.
#18. You can sit at my table, I will share with you my food.
You can drink from my cup, I will share with you my mead.
Speak to me your burdens, I will share with you my shoulder.
Ask your questions, and I shall give wisdom.
But do not take my kindness for granted,
For not even the Gods have patience for fools.
#17a. "Everyone you meet, you can't take with you."
#17b. "Not everyone you meet will be around forever. So smile, laugh, hug. You never know when it's the last time."
#16. Strive to be the light in the room. - Rip shorts when performing a deep squat with heavy weight.
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