J_Chemist

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 20, 2023

The Queen is gone! The Queen is gone!
I'm free to do what I want!
To lift and run for however long!
To stay up late and sleep through morn'!
Ah, to sleep and not hear Her snore!

Snacks! Snacks! Bring out the snacks!
From within the cupboards, behind the doors!
Within the cabinets, beneath the wood!
Tasty treats She never let me eat!

Pour the mead and fill my glass!
The Queen is gone! THIS JESTER CAN FINALLY RELAX!

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 20, 2023

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  TheMonotonePuppet

• Dec 19, 2023

BOOM! *deep, amused voice* "It is me, yes indeed. A pleasure to make your acquaintance." *bows with a flourish & struts up to the throne* "How are you, Lord @J_Chemist ? I hope you are doing well." *broad grin tied up in carbon-black stitch thread* *kicks you off with a disrespectful jab of the toes into your gut's side* "You squeak so loudly when dethroned. This jester shall reign now!"

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 19, 2023

Protip #13: Stretching is good not just to keep yourself limber and your muscles from cramping on you after a harsh workout, but it also helps you reach your back in the shower when your arms and shoulders begin to get too big. Otherwise, you won't be able to scrub-a-dub!

I should probably get a back brush.

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• Dec 18, 2023

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 16, 2023

I need a romance like the one in Redline.

One day. Some day.

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 15, 2023

Always fun when you try to go on hiatus from places but realize they were your destressers and leaving them makes you even more grumpy.

Can I just take the dirt nap. Please. Man what is this.

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 14, 2023

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 14, 2023

After handling a child that has fallen asleep on me and now wishes to play regularly, I wish to procreate.

Fuck, that is dangerous.

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 12, 2023

If water was beer and I was a duck, I'd swim my way down and drink my way up.

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 11, 2023

Visited new gym today.
Workout regimen asked for heavy deadlift as first lift.
Almost broke the floor when I dropped the weight.
Got many a stare.
"Hello. Yes. Am ape. Ape lift heavy things."

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 9, 2023

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 8, 2023

hi its me going on hiatus thanks for stopping by see you later.

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 8, 2023

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 8, 2023

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 8, 2023

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 4, 2023

RR Writathon for Nov 2023 complete. Ended up only having to accelerate one chapter and that was it. No 100k word count achieved because raisins but eh. Good enough.

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 3, 2023

Protip #12: Unlike regular cooking, baking is as much a science as it is a skill. Paying attention to detail, the recipe instructions, and measuring ingredients properly will assure your finished product is delectable and praised well. Otherwise, cake will fall and pie crust will crumble.

Excuse me as I pat myself on the back and eat an entire apple pie by myself. I will be ignoring Protip #10 for the evening.

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 3, 2023

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  J_Chemist

• Dec 3, 2023

Protip #11: If something has happened and you are going to choose the route of Karen/Kyle, ensure you are correct before you make a scene.

Otherwise, I will heckle you. And I will antagonize you. And I will instigate your emotions until you pop. And then I will point and laugh.