How do you spell "cow" in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
Woolen_Monkey
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Good night guys. Just got back from the school game.
Saw a shark in the sky today.
Texas = Guns
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
Good night guys, sweet dreams.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in 1,000 years?
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What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
. Chicago
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.
They say money doesn’t bring you happiness. Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.
Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.
I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.
I wouldn’t exactly say I’m lazy, but it’s a good thing that breathing is a reflex.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
I didn’t fall down. I did attack the floor, though.
Slaughter/Lovin’ Time! Personalized horror time! Let’s dance *pulls the gangly monkey into a waltz*
*squelch*
*squelch*
*squelch*
Your feet sink into the ballroom floor. It’s poop. The puppet flutters off, leaving you to your runny brown fate. Whether demise or. not, it’s terrifying either way, no?
9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I’m crazy. The tenth is just humming.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them. -
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