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I Have this for you
You're my pet now. Understand? If you don't agree... I'll summon hundreds, no. thousands of my demonic minions to raze, pillage and destroy your forest.
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Shower thought #6
Someone studying atoms is just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves.
Shower thought #5
Only one sock goes missing because if both did, you wouldn't notice.
???bad monkey ???
clean up after yourself in public !
? Attention! This is the Pun Police issuing an official notice for the individual known as "RepresentingEnvy." This notorious punster has been identified as a master of wordplay, causing uncontrollable laughter and occasional groans.
If you spot "RepresentingEnvy" engaging in pun-related activities, please report it immediately to your local Pun Police department.
*pats*
Shower thought #4
At one point you were the youngest person on earth.
Shower thoughts #3
Math is the only place where someone would buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantaloupes, and no one asks any questions.
Good night guys have good dreams. ??
Shower thought #2
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Shower thought #1
Every time you step into an elevator, you're briefly experiencing what it's like to be in a room with people you don't know, but no one talks because it's socially acceptable to pretend you're alone.
Random fact #9
Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't.
Random fact #8
In Switzerland, it's illegal to own just one guinea pig because they are prone to loneliness. The Swiss government considers it animal cruelty to have a solitary guinea pig, so you need to have at least two of these furry companions to keep them happy and social.
Random fact #7
Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have even found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible! Enjoy your day!
Good morning!!!
Got early morning practice tomorrow so I'm heading out good night. ?? -
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