Another day another attempt on my life by mother nature. The wind was blowing so strong it almost tipped me over to the front of a truck.
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I have successfully traumatized my players, now they have a fear of big titty wolf mommy. Don't ask, it's complicated.
23rd Rhapsody Confession
Because I thought it was funny, I hid a classmate's parking card multiple times in his backpack. Making him lose over 20 dollars. I don't feel guilty.
As an Asian, I do everything in my ability to disappoint my ancestors.
Mother nature did it again, water flooded my house.
My sleep period is fucked up, I can sleep from 1h30 and still have the energy to go through the day, to 12 hours and then sleep for another 3.
22nd Rhapsody confession
When I am drunk, my toxic level reaches Uranium level. I got banned permanently from a streamer for being too toxic lol
On the fourth campaign when I still was a player, I received a gun that deal extra damage to those who aren't the same species as my PC, which was a fairy, in the Mortal Plane. Anyway, I started blastin'
Yeah, my old DM made a racism powered weapon. I liked it so much I gave it to my MC.
My previous campaign was the most fun and the worst. Three Bards, and I unfortunately gave them the option to once per combat encounter the ability to sing a song to double their combine damage.
They Rickrolled EVERYONE.
Bell pepper is weird, it has that spict smell but doesn't at the same time. Anyway, I made bell pepper powder today for fun.
21th Rhapsody confession
I like eat Thai chilies like eating grapes. At first it went as well as you expected, painful and I wanted to die, but after a while I started to enjoy it, from minced to eventually treating it like morning coffee.
Nothing wake you up better than a hot chili pepper in the morning :D
Yes, it isn't healthy to eat chili as the first thing in the morning, but it's like an addiction now.
I checked out the zoo, there you can feed crocodiles with a fishing rod. Should I take the risk?
20th Rhapsody confession
One time after an accident, a piece of my flesh got ripped off. Like any sensible person, I got curious anf cooked my flesh to taste it.
It didn't taste that good, needed more salt and lime.
I'm going to a natural zoo with my family next week. Hope that bitch mother nature doesn't let the crocodile escape or something.
19th Rhapsody confession
For the longest time, I thought chili powder and paprika was the same thing. I was disappointed paprika wasn't as spicy as I would've hoped it to be.
Do you ever make a really cool boss with pretty neat gimicks and then realized the party has everything to counter it? Yeah.
18th Rhapsody confession
I once made someone quit school just by existing.
Mother nature is being a bitch again, a lightning hit somewhere near my house and the thunder almost made me deaf permanently.
17th Rhapsody confession
Embracing the cringe is one way to not receive backlash from being cringe.
I have a story in mind, which basically boil down to Judas reincarnated as a Warforged in another world that runs a bookstore. -
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