I have a pillow in bed that I use to prop myself up with but otherwise leave to the side and it's right next to my phone charger so I pretty much gave my phone a bed
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I'm not sure why but my autocorrect has forgotten a great many words in my usual vocabulary and is being a right pain about it
hiccuped in the middle of swallowing; humanity is a poorly built machine
clock poll is finished and I'm honestly surprised at the result
wish I was able to wear Halloween masks without my glasses fogging up like the Scottish highlands
woodworking seems like a wonderful hobby to get into if I ever win the lottery
I hope I'm not writing Sybil as an adult in a kid's body, but as a really weird kid that you have to keep from eating bugs off of the ground and then looks at you like ? when you finally stop her
"what's new pussycat " has got to be one of the more ridiculous songs to get stuck in one's head. it's unending
If i had a werewolf gf i would treat her so good we'd go on long walks in the woods and help her take down a deer so she can gorge herself and then help her clean off the gore so the bloodstains don't ruin the couch
procrastinating on multiple fronts; desperately avoiding eye contact with both my chores and writing
tonight's dinner was passable but I never want to use any other noodles than the ones I can immediately use when I make lasagna; the preparation was a nonsense process of boiling and drying noodles just to try and prop up their floppy bodies as I poured the filling
I would love one of those voice to text thingies if not for the cost and the knowledge that my writing would gain a lot more nonsense words as I look for the actual word I meant to put in that sentence
today was a bunch of yankee doodle nonsense so I hope that tomorrow is less so or else the sky shall receive my shaking fist
today's a pretty good day, maybe I'll even be able to focus long enough to write something. anything...
I finally got around to decorating my room and I'm personally a big fan of the designer (me ?)
I used to be a fast walker then something changed in me and now I mosey everywhere. Bonafide mosier
are there any subterranean birds? closest I know of are burrowing owls
my younger dog has essentially two modes for lap sitting: either he refuses to stay still no matter my efforts and leaves quickly or not even the apocalypse will separate him from my legs
the older one flops on and slides off like a sled on a shallow hill, unstoppable
I love buff women but I am too lazy to become one...
boy howdy today has been busy! I hope that tomorrow is a bit more lethargic so I can catch my breath -
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