I cut my finger on the toilet ceramic and it's the first time I am rushing back to my room to get something disinfected. I didn't even so this when a random iron rod stabbed my head.
People say the biggest trick ever was pulled by Devil by convincing the world that God doesn't exist; but I believe the greatest trick ever was the time Austria managed to convince the world Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian.

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