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Did you know that the card "Beaver Warrior" name in Japan is just "Louise"? Just thought I'd share.
Heya!
Random question, but did you ever feel like you were having an identity crisis when you had your first kid?
Don't take your penis off.
I don't want to eat a bus for breakfast, but thanks for offering.
Kid: *headbutts my butt* In! In!
Me: You're too big to fit back inside me.
Kid: No! Nooooo!
Turns out he wanted to go through the space between my legs. We still have more work to do on prepositions.
I almost never wear makeup these days. It takes too much time and effort. However, part of me wants to get a tiara and wear the shit out of it when taking my kid out for walks. The more reasonable part of me wants my kid to have friends.
While reading your lovely work I got interested in the level rating of the work and my life.
99% of people that voted on your kaiba story that ignored your request for 1
gave it 5. I didn't even think it was possible to get those numbers.
What did you end up buying for the kid then?
Sorry for bothering, but how do I change the member at the side of my username to something else
You have been dethroned.
Cypritree did a seto blart
x.x)
My kid's teachers and principals are going to LOVE me. I'm mentally rehearsing how I'm going to tell them how to do their jobs.
Happy New . . . ?
Town's New Year's Eve fireworks cancelled due to ‘masturbating’ walrus
In what has to be the greatest New Year’s Eve story we’ve ever seen, a town in the UK was forced to cancel its fireworks display because of the presence of a masturbating walrus. Scarborough residents missed out on the chance to see a display after an unexpected guests arrived in the harbour on...
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