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Oh no you have caught the attention of Aaqil Etilda Maisamas, the Living God for the Sake of Cookies. I hope you know what follows for the consequences is unimaginable for mere mortals to understand.

Oh my god...
Does she stuff cookies up people's buttholes...!?
That actually sounds kind of nice sound's horrible!

God no, I just have a lot of failed cookies that weigh a lot, and people happen to be where I drop those 3000kg/cm^3 disks,

Oh.
*Backs away slowly*
Would you be open to me placing a tracking device on you so that I may avoid you for eternity?
Getting crushed into meat paste by a confection isn't on my bucket list...

Congratulations, RaidenReader. You stayed on this site longer than most.

Thank you very much. I'm quite proud of myself actually!
I gotta go tell my mom about this. She'll be stoked that I avoided death by cookie.

Raiden, do you own a cat?