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I wish I read this post five minutes ago before I smeared it all in my eyes.

I am just imagining you with a mortar and pedestal grinding up fireflies into a salve before lathering it up in your eyes, before screaming , and crying bioluminescent tears because of the phosphorus in the juices burning your eyes.

It does? I see... HEY, SIS, COME HERE!

Great substitute for when you run out of chilli peppers i guess.