During day, I am a masochistic pervert who likes getting cbt while being blindfolded. But during night, I turn into The Swiper, a hero of justice who can see in dark by sensing vibrations through his highly sensitive genitals.
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Teach me your ways In spamming
Have this to cheer you up
If you are reading this message then from hereon you are immune from all, "if you are reading this message ___" messages.
Hand me your tungsten!
*Place a lot of carrots on a plate*
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Congratulations! Your LGBT+ has evolved into LGBTQA/LGOATQ+!!!
An emo girl I know got into a relationship and I am salty af.
But I still could be a girl who falsely set my gender to male to fend off perverts, you know~~♡
Did you know that Japanese people pronounce Coke as Cock? Imagine how "Please give me coke." sounds.
My attempt at making a pancake failed...
Jesus, we should learn how to write a description from this scientific paper
I was trying to hire a ladybug to come work for me for zero wages and it decided to commit suicide. I believe mh heavy accent is to be blamed
I made my own perfume today!
It smells like leaves!
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I told a person who was being edgy to that he is being too edgy.
He didn't knew what edgy meant, he assumed it refers to the saying "a blunt edge cuts itself."
So he replied,
"Why would I want to cut myself?"
Would you rather turn into a giraffe or be a human with giraffe like neck?
Would you rather have a 20 cm pencil thin dick or a 3 inch long, 3 inch diameter thick dick? -
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