Would you rather have a 20 cm pencil thin dick or a 3 inch long, 3 inch diameter thick dick?
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Why the feck do Filipinos drink so fecking much!!?
What's the use of "kids can only drink 13% alcohol" when you are going to gulp fecking 3 bottles in one go!
I made a cake yesterday
Hello, Agentt it's been a while.
How are the children doing?
After weeks, it is now time that i drop out from the chess competition I was in.
I climbed from wooden league to stone, to bronze and now I am at silver where it is almost impossible for me to stay unless I take this seriously.
So, Agentaken, who is currently #9 in his division, shall now rest.
I am feeling grateful today, so consider yourselves fortunate enough that I am graceful today as well
Hmmmm.... so blurry?
Me talking to my female plants: Awww, you look so cute! Look at that lil cutie flower. Be big and strong.
Me talking to my male plants: Shit nigga, look at that flower. I bet bitches are hungry for your pollen, huh? You got all those bees making a line for ya.
I'M GOING TO DRAW SOME FAT JUICY BREASTS!
Whenever someone calls you brother, just say,
"Don't accuse my father of infidelity."
Hey, I just read your April fools for and can only say one thing, what did I just witness?
God, laundry is such a hassle. I stopped wearing clothes 7 years ago just because I couldn't be bothered anymore.
Carrots give you diabetes
Do you think aliens look at our long list of available sexualities and think we have unlocked character customisation?
I think the reason there are so many sexualities is that after a point, there wwre so many that people were too lazy to scroll down the list to see what sexuality they had. So they just made one up for themselves. A custom class, just for themselves
That feeling when you are playing a porn game but suddenly the puzzles get challenging enough for you to actually focus and concentrate and the girl's moans are getting annoying and distracting.
I play my polymerization, and use it to fuse my “you know I had to do it to them” and my “meme review doctor Phil” to create DOCTOR PHIL THE ULTIMATE GREEN M&M
The British pronunciation of "narcissist" sounds like a Russian man saying the name of a German missile meant to be launched by American leaders on the Moon
-- @Chaos_Sinner777
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