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"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

@peelsdeeni "Now we're controlling this simulation"
sounds like SAO shit

Hello, your computer has virus

@peelsdeeni sounds about right.

@Agentt "Server: Earth is undergoing scheduled maintenance, please be patient."
"Error, virus detected, initiating hard wipe."

I really hope that happens in morning so I don't have to work that day

Well you wouldn't really need to work ever again if you don't exist anymore, but I guess that's even better.

Out there, there is a man who just said to a woman,
Quick, I come from future and we need to hook up in order to save the earth
And it worked

Damn, I wish I could pull that off. Too bad I'd just be labelled a sex offender and have my entire future ruined.

Which is why pets are our best friends

Uhhh, i don't know why but I instantly thought about bestiality

I know, we all did. You know why?
Cuz are brains are interconnected. Welcome to the simulation, honey

Although I saw the bestiality message before the one it was a response to, I can totally see where you're coming from.
Also if our brains were really interconnected... I feel bad for you two. I really do.

feeling's mutual
I wonder why

Tony has our brains connected to SH servers

I never jacked myself i-
Nevermind, it's probably been done behind my back.

Its times like this I wonder why I have eyes
or a brain

You relinquished your brain when you came to the dark side

I joined the dark side when I was like 6. Guess that makes sense why I'm so stupid and mentally broken.

B-but I''m Asian. I need one so then my parents won't disown me