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Then you still have about 15 days before I start hating you . I'll start watching once my exams end

This is the kind of real life stuff that meets the parody aspect of old cartoons.


You should be studying instead of goofing off with me then...
I need you to know how to work the positron accelerator when you help me take over the world..

How did you know I have physics exam next? Idk about positron accelerator or whatever that is lmao. I only know the velocity of the truck that hit the 40 kg girl lol

I have an unnatural talent for guessing things lmao
One day i'll tell you some really messed up guesses that i've had.
Dark humor... nice touch...
My number 1 is funny, good to know...

Nah, we literally had a math problem : "The Boy was 70 kg and the train that hit him was 2000 kg. Bla bla bla. What was his velocity after the train hit him?"

There was a train accident where a photographer was hit by a train. The teacher had dark humor ig.

That was a trick question unless he specified which piece we were measuring the speed of...

Lol I would rather do maths about pistons than corpse

It took me minute to recover from that one.
Are you sure you meant pistons and not positrons?

I meant hydraulic pistons lmao. We had maths about those in 9th grade and I hated them.

I hated math personally.
I do better in science and history.
Like i know that the Romans are the ones you can thank for having to do hydraulic piston math lol

Thanks to them, I got 2 out of 10 in my first physics exam.

Did you try your best? That is the real question...

I didn’t. I knew I wouldn’t get more than 5 even if I tried because the topic seemed sooo difficult to me. But turned out the teacher sucked at teaching middle schoolers. I now am pretty confident in physics

That's good, i love to hear that.
You seem like a pretty smart person.
I have to make sure my number 1 is smarter than me.
That way when i can't make decisions on what to do with the prisoners, i know you will take care of it for me lol

I'm flattered to hear that I sound like a smart person lol. Once my friend told me a joke, I didn’t understand what she meant then. I just went along. Then, after two freaking months did I realize what the joke was. I was casually having lunch when I choked on my food.

Yeah, and when you're in your 30's you will find things here and there that are incredibly simple, but you just then figure out what they actually mean. It never ends, the real trick to being smart is knowing that you don't know everything. As long as you keep learning and never stop, you are a smart person. That's the messed-up truth about life lol

And a few days ago, I was coming back home with my friends when one of them said, "There is a drama going on in my family." I asked, "Is it someone's wedding or smth?" She said, "Nuh-uh, more than marriage." I legit thought they got married without telling their family or smth. Then our other friend said, "Ayo, is she pregnant?" the other nodded. I just said NOTHING. How do they guess it?

I suppose they use linear progression to come to a viable explanation. Like this; Secret relationship, marriage, cheating, pregnancy, out of wedlock pregnancy, and then last would be love triangle probably. Life happens in linear progression so as long as you can look at it like a ladder, if you guess the next step and it's wrong just move to the next step.

That pregnant girl is literally 19!!!! And the boy was prolly 20!!! She got pregnant once and aborted. Now, she is pregnant again!!! Did they miss sex ed or what? Prolly was busy making out after bunking class lmao.

People think it can't happen to them.
They skirt by with minimal consequences and then they act surprised when real consequences show up.
The sad truth is some people are just stupid, sometimes they learn hard lessons and grow up, often though they never do.