Azhurie_Mythephan
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My package will be here within the month. I say month, because it's coming from the complete opposite side of the country...
I'm afraid to shit myself right now. I am having a viewing of Extreme Diarrhea 3: Out of Paper 2: The Night Runs.
I get four and a half months off after today! Yay!
The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in front of Timmy's mom, then she'll beat your ass and then tell every other mother in the village, who each will also beat your ass.
My couch is an evil bastard and decided it wanted to stab me. Evil bastard couch.
It's raining. I love rain.
I had butter chicken, rice, and naan for dinner. I'm eating the second half of my dinner four hours later, because I can't eat it all at once.
I'mma miss y'all foolish mortals in 200 years when y'all are dead n' gone.
I get anxiety when the lyrics for the music I listen to has a woman singing them.
Happy April Fools day. Let's face it, I don't need April to tell you guys that you are fools.
I pity alien thule!
Your body will pretend that it likes you. Then, when you wake up, you will feel all of its pain.
I think that the aleo Vera juice drink that I bought turned into an alcoholic beverage when I left it out after opening without refrigeration. It tastes funny Nd tim really fealing it.
I am a horny alien.
I am eating a butterscotch candy and a root beer barrel candy at the same time. It's a very nice combination.
Please note that the bug is mortal. He will die if you smack him.
My cherry blossom tree is going to flower some time soon. It's completely covered in buds.
My dad is watching Star Gate, and he decided to order pizza earlier. He just gave me an entire stuffed crust pepperoni pizza in exchange for a bunch of sodas. -
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