Worry not we are still secured.
Worse come to worse, i can always sell my dragon.
It fetch a high price in the butcher.
Worse come to worse, i can always sell my dragon.
It fetch a high price in the butcher.
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CinnaSloth
Mr captain Boss sir!!
The investors would like to know where their money is being invested.
The investors would like to know where their money is being invested.
Bimbanana
Shit, just tell them we use it to hijack people from google, amazon, or any high-end company
Assurbanipal_II
That is true, I once worked Pawmazon~.
That is true, I once worked Pawmazon~.
CinnaSloth
Attention all Investors, Your money has gone into the ideal loving construction of Ai sexbots.
Attention all Investors, Your money has gone into the ideal loving construction of Ai sexbots.
JayMark
This company has the best corporate culture of any I've ever worked for. 10/10 recomendation on Mooed-in.
Bimbanana
Huh? HR, did you hired a cow when i was in business trip?
JayMark
Of course, I'm your compliance coordinator. I coordinate your compliance with DA RULES!
CinnaSloth
WOO! or i shoud say MOO!! 1 investor fully satisfied.
-and I didn't need to flash anyone. All in a days work.
-and I didn't need to flash anyone. All in a days work.
JayMark
All the paperwork is in order in case any guberment agencies wish to conduct an audit.
CinnaSloth
wait.. you're not an investor?
JayMark
By which I mean, when they arrive, I will moo at them very loudly until they leave.
JayMark
Of course I'm an investor, I got stock options in my 401k.
Bimbanana
Hmmm, i think the cow's big enough to block the entrance when IRS coming. Okay then, he do lobby security
JayMark
I can also multi-task. I'm a contributer and a team player, i don't just wait for orders. I moo.
Bimbanana
Oh by legal you mean for when investors lawyers storming in? Good call HR
Put him on the payroll
Put him on the payroll
JayMark
Moo.
sleepandeatallday
Can I get a job too?
I can imagine how bad y'all would be at robbing banks.