Chuck Norris ascends to head of the Afterlife

Sabruness

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So, uh, Chuck Norris finally defeated the ultimate enemy, life itself, and has now ascended to the Head of the Afterlife after the Grim Repear saw Chuck coming and decided to retire.

RIP Chuck. https://www.news.com.au/breaking-ne...t/news-story/df8034e0207cfa8f82f067505378a4f5

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TinaMigarlo

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When is he coming back?
whenever he feels like it, obviously.

it is a bummer.
my dad and his buddies would talk about old chuck norris movies.
I've seen things like 'good guys wear black', 'the octagon', and couple others, staying up late to see these things.

a bit of karate tournament lore.
there was *one* guy that was Chuck's equal, when he was still doing tournaments.
Name was something like "Tonny Tullener", or that's close.

for trivia:
the infamous "chuck norris facts" were *originally* Vin Diesel facts
someone changed them to "chuck norris facts" and the rest is history.
 

JayMark

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In related news: Scientists baffled as gobal testosterone levels drop 99% overnight.
 

NotaNuffian

This does spark joy.
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Whelp, last I heard is tbar Chuck didn't die and left Earth.

All of us including Earth had died and left Chuck.

This is another Harambe incident, innit?
 

JayMark

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Death got fed up with not being able to catch him. So, being a good sportsman, he willingly offered to go with him.

What a mad lad. He didn't want to put death out of a job.

Respect!
Death went with him but couldn't keep up. Norris was already there sayin' "What took you so long?"
 
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