Makimaam
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Not once did my original argument favor short, “kiddy?” sentences over longer ones. A sentence can be literary and beautiful to read if it serves a purpose, not bloated for… who knows, aesthetic?--------------------------------------
I like big beautiful sentences, in the same manner with which other people want a bigger slice of that blue ribbon cheesecake at the county fair. They say there's no such thing as too rich or too thin, so why can't cheesecake and sentences both share in that bounty. I want a lengthier paragraph as well. I've seen paragraphs as big as a whole paperback page, and it never made me so much as flinch. Why stop there. My buddy in high school read James A. Michener's "Space", all twelve hundred plus pages of it. There was absolutely no way he was going to get away with that, not on my watch, so I was next. A lineman on the football team who got all A's was in Literature class with us, and he was the third one to tackle Space. We called each other Clagget and Pope (protagonists in said novel), and giggled at the astronauts taking turns riding the cute Asian news reporter who was getting "exclusives" for putting her career into the stratosphere. I felt betrayed when the movie "Beetlejuice" ripped the name of the movie off of that book. Betelgeuse was a constellation the astronauts had to learn to recognize for navigation and one of them made up funny pronunciations as a mnemonic gimmick and "beetle-juice" was one. I learned all about how orbiting works and many other things as well. The book was a typical Michener extravaganza, a sort of Crichton "Airframe" author-research buff. Yes. A big book, no, a huge one. With gigantic paragraphs, and a real commanding usage of metaphor and simile to inform the reader *exactly* what he meant to convey.
The hell's even the point of I just read the topic sentence and *maybe* the conclusion sentence. So I can (appear to) read faster? So I can (again, appear to) read more books? Who am I then fooling, other than myself. To me, "reading" is reading every word, every sentence, every paragraph, and indeed the entire book. We have the word "skimming", to describe something other than reading. I don't then find it elitist in the slightest to say that I'm a reader, and the other person is a skimmer.
I've never owned a thesaurus nor consulted one. Writing then, is my time where I get to show off my vocabulary and my broad general knowledge that I largely garnered from reading (not merely skimming) so many books that I gobbled up as voraciously as an alcoholic drinks. Writing seems to be the best outlet for all this.
TL;DR --- so if a web-novel reader ever comes over for a snack, I should be sure to cut the cheesecake into a zillion tiny minuscule slices of cheesecake. Because... efficiency in eating isn’t purely for efficiency’s sake, but a respect for your own teeth. Also, I'll be sure to not be surprised if they take one small bite of the cheese part, and another tiny chunk of the crust and quit. I'll say nothing when they quickly proceed to eat (skim?) the entire thing themselves in this fashion. They can then tell everyone how they ate the whole cheesecake themselves, and in such a small space of time. I'll be scratching my head when they leave and most of the cheesecake is still there, a bite off every pointed piece, a bite out of (mostly) every crust.
If this seems to be a silly metaphor, I suppose it is. But that's what not reading the book is, to me. It makes as much sense. I don't get the point of the exercise. Mind you, we've already:
1) shortened the chapter length to "around 2k words is about best".
2) when 50 page chapters were a regular feature of paperbacks for decades.
3) one, sometimes two sentence paragraphs, because reasons.
4) now, we need to make those sentences short. Direct, clear, its all synonyms for short and sweet.
I ask you. What's next on the chopping block.
Don’t correlate maximalism with literary quality.
Your argument assumes that stories filled with meandering sentences stacked into huge walls of text are automatically a delicious slice of cheesecake. But they could just as easily be an overbaked, sickly sweet piece loaded with fat. Unrefined, excessive fat. I might take one bite and decide to toss the whole thing in the bin.
The problem is when the chef refuses to acknowledge who their target customer is, walling themselves in their shiny kitchen and expecting patrons to adapt to their cuisine. But readers aren’t obligated to read purposeless chunks of text that they don’t enjoy. And they can, instead of skimming, skip the book altogether and read hundreds of other stories on their reading list.
When your writing makes them skim, it’s less about them not being a “real” reader and more about you not engaging them enough.