Moon Orchard Observation Logs (Archive)

AliceMoonvale

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These are compiled field notes from the long-term, ongoing study of the Moon Orchard ecosystem. Individual entries were originally recorded as short observational status reports. For preservation and continued analysis, they are archived here in compliance with M.O.O.D., the Moon Orchard Observational Department.

The Moon Orchard exists within a dense atmospheric belt of a minor Neptunian moon. Low gravity allows several arboreal species to maintain partial buoyancy. One species in particular is the subject of ongoing study: Nebularbor socialis, commonly referred to as the “Cloud Tree.” These organisms appear to mature by harvesting mineral-rich fog rather than drawing nutrients from soil.

Cloud Trees produce fruit designated Cumulomusa provocata, or “Cloud Bananas.” Mature specimens resemble elongated crescent shapes composed of condensed vapor fibers surrounding a soft nutrient core. Rather than growing through conventional nutrient uptake, these fruit appear to absorb mineral-rich mist directly from the surrounding atmosphere.

As they mature, the outer membranes develop faint iridescent bands believed to regulate internal pressure and prevent premature atmospheric drift. Once fully ripe, the fruit detach and slowly drift toward the orchard’s denser cloud layers, where they are eventually absorbed by other plant species or local wildlife.

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#1:
Fascinating phenomenon observed in the Orchard today!

Certain cloud trees practice a rare technique known as selective growing,
picking exactly one-third of branches to grow from, then insists fruit grew from the entire tree.

I will keep logs of future findings.

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#2: Observation reveals that fruit produced by cloud banana trees display unusually strong reactions when presented with various facial expressions. Specimens exposed to more dynamic emotions appear to enter a state of acute distress, resulting in either suspended growth or falling prematurely from the branch, as if experiencing hostile weather conditions.

Additional study is required.

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#3: Fruit grown from the cloud trees display a tendency to produce prolonged vocalizations when distressed. The sounds are consistent and appear to echo across nearby branches, persisting despite no visible threat. Nearby fruit continue growing.

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I remain unsure whether this behavior serves a survival purpose or is the fruit's way of drawing attention to itself in order to be picked.

#4: A once speculated behavior among cloud trees has now been confirmed.

Trees once known for loudly battling invasive weeds appear unsettled when none remain. Lacking clear threats, the tree grows creeping vines that begin tightening around its own nearby fruit, or the fruit of neighboring trees, damaging them.

The tree likely believes it is defending the orchard.

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#5: Cloud trees have developed a new coping mechanism for distress: marking nearby fruit from other trees with strange symbols believed to denote ripeness levels.

The markings appear to have little effect on the fruit itself, but seem to provide temporary emotional relief to the trees responsible.

Further observation is required.

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AliceMoonvale

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Space elves?? where?
We only accepted deranged humans here in this fine establishment on the moon.

@JayMark tagging you because the acronym for the research department has 'Moo' in it. :blob_shade:

Are the cloud trees sentient? Or has some of this behavior just mimicking sentience? How can they react to facial expressions?
They are unfortunately, partially sentient or pretend to be intelligent when they aren't. And good question, it seems to be their own form of perception, or perhaps, somehow facial expressions are interpreted as atmospheric disturbances. More research is underway! :blobrofl:
 
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