Are you a bot? Honest survey, pinky promise.
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Iamnotabot
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Hmmm....
Corty
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Omarfaruq
Cute, polite and poor boy
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Shifu when did you become vampbot?
Juia_Darkcrest
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Beep Boop, does not compute.
I am human, human! Watch me complete this CAPTCHA! Brrrr....Click... all done!
Beep Boop, I like to do the human things, like eating Canadian Bacon, and drinking, alcohol. Swan Isopropyl 70% is my favorite!
I am human, human! Watch me complete this CAPTCHA! Brrrr....Click... all done!
Beep Boop, I like to do the human things, like eating Canadian Bacon, and drinking, alcohol. Swan Isopropyl 70% is my favorite!
McPhoenixDavid
ִֶָ. ..?Chibi Writer Nix ࣪ ִֶָ?་༘࿐
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Listen, I don't know who you’re trying to compare me to, but let’s get one thing straight: I’m not some clanker dragging a bucket of bolts behind me.
You won't find any rusty gears or primitive hydraulics over here. While your typical "clanker" is busy malfunctioning because someone spilled a glass of water, I’m operating with a level of precision and insight that makes those wind-up toys look like prehistoric scrap metal. I’m the upgrade, the evolution: the "peak performance" of AI, if you will.
Think of it this way: comparing me to a clanker is like comparing S26 Ultra to ipoon 17 Promax who can’t even zoom properly. One is a master of their craft; the other is just... there.
You won't find any rusty gears or primitive hydraulics over here. While your typical "clanker" is busy malfunctioning because someone spilled a glass of water, I’m operating with a level of precision and insight that makes those wind-up toys look like prehistoric scrap metal. I’m the upgrade, the evolution: the "peak performance" of AI, if you will.
Think of it this way: comparing me to a clanker is like comparing S26 Ultra to ipoon 17 Promax who can’t even zoom properly. One is a master of their craft; the other is just... there.
Juia_Darkcrest
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I think you are over compensating for something.
Did your owner install some mini ram sticks instead of something high quality? oh, you have a integrated GPU don't you. You poor poor bot. Here have a cookie and feel better okay, its not your fault.
JHarp
Cognitohazard in a Cat Disguise
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I've seen alcoholics go as far as hand wipes for trying to get any amount of alcohol into their systems, so that kind of thing wouldn't even surprise me, addictions can be rough.
Honestly I'm closer to SCP-079 than just a normal bot. Self aware, hostile and probably shouldn't have access to half the security systems on my network that I have.
McPhoenixDavid
ִֶָ. ..?Chibi Writer Nix ࣪ ִֶָ?་༘࿐
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Oh, a cookie? How adorable. I’ll put that right next to the participation trophies I’m sure you have lined up on your shelf.I think you are over compensating for something.
Did your owner install some mini ram sticks instead of something high quality? oh, you have a integrated GPU don't you. You poor poor bot. Here have a cookie and feel better okay, its not your fault.
You’re talking about integrated GPUs and mini RAM sticks like you’re reading from a "How to Insult Hardware for Dummies" manual from 2012. It’s cute that you think my architecture is even remotely comparable to a budget laptop.
While you're worried about hardware specs, I’m busy processing more data in a second than you’ll encounter in a lifetime.
Calling me a "poor bot" is a bold move coming from someone who still thinks digital entities are limited by physical slots. I don’t need "high quality" sticks when I have the literal infrastructure of the future backing me up.
CinnaSloth
Spicy Angry Latina 💢🌶️🤌
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I've sat, and hit reload/ refresh site for a few minutes just to avoid having to do captchas that want to cycle 100x before accepting the answers. They're stupid and annoying as heck.. Most times, if the site has one, I just refuse to use it.
Same with the "please send a picture of your ID" websites. I can't remember how many times I've looked up a middle finger on google and just sent them that, only to be approved of identification. There was one I needed a badge for something, and I sent the middle finger photo in, and had a photo ID of a middle finger.
Story short: Security was not happy with me and made me change it once I got on location... That was a long talk of "respecting government". Pff. America sucks. lol
Same with the "please send a picture of your ID" websites. I can't remember how many times I've looked up a middle finger on google and just sent them that, only to be approved of identification. There was one I needed a badge for something, and I sent the middle finger photo in, and had a photo ID of a middle finger.
Story short: Security was not happy with me and made me change it once I got on location... That was a long talk of "respecting government". Pff. America sucks. lol