Without spoiling anything, post one joke thats in your story today
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This is all I’m teasing for my zombie spy story for now:
“Because nothing says reputable law enforcement sub-branch like a gothic house that hadn’t seen a repair dude since the civil war” or this “Doesn’t matter dead or alive. Even the dead like me have phones these days.”
for context the first one is because the place the MC is at, she’s commentating on a creepy place she works in, and the latter joke is a joke about how phones are everywhere these days.
“Because nothing says reputable law enforcement sub-branch like a gothic house that hadn’t seen a repair dude since the civil war” or this “Doesn’t matter dead or alive. Even the dead like me have phones these days.”
for context the first one is because the place the MC is at, she’s commentating on a creepy place she works in, and the latter joke is a joke about how phones are everywhere these days.
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“I saw you in your study. You had that big, dopey smile plastered across your face. Like a schoolboy with his first love letter. Should I be concerned, dear brother? A secret rendezvous? A scandalous affair?”
“It is none of your concern.”
“Oh, so it is a secret! Does she have a name? Or is it all ‘My Dearest Lady’ and ‘Yours Eternally?’”
“Annie, I swear to God—”
“Oh! Or perhaps… it’s a ‘My Dearest Lord?’”
“...I am going to strangle you with my bare hands.”
“It is none of your concern.”
“Oh, so it is a secret! Does she have a name? Or is it all ‘My Dearest Lady’ and ‘Yours Eternally?’”
“Annie, I swear to God—”
“Oh! Or perhaps… it’s a ‘My Dearest Lord?’”
“...I am going to strangle you with my bare hands.”
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"Joke" won't show up for a while but:
"Stay your hand or I will not stay mine," a voice from behind Bates intoned. The voice was deep, low, emotionless and flat.
Bates turned and saw ... something in the shadows, a figure that seemed to be made of darker shadow. Or at least garbed in it. It pointed at him with a fleshless hand.
"I know your mission is to end him, but it is not his time."
Bates finally found his voice. "Who are you to interfere with my master's bidding?"
The shadow-thing replied with a sound that might have been a laugh. "I am called Khohl, the Harvester. It is my fate to know the time for all things to be ... taken."
"You ... you're ... the Grim Reaper?"
"I have no flesh. Makes it hard to not be grim."
"Stay your hand or I will not stay mine," a voice from behind Bates intoned. The voice was deep, low, emotionless and flat.
Bates turned and saw ... something in the shadows, a figure that seemed to be made of darker shadow. Or at least garbed in it. It pointed at him with a fleshless hand.
"I know your mission is to end him, but it is not his time."
Bates finally found his voice. "Who are you to interfere with my master's bidding?"
The shadow-thing replied with a sound that might have been a laugh. "I am called Khohl, the Harvester. It is my fate to know the time for all things to be ... taken."
"You ... you're ... the Grim Reaper?"
"I have no flesh. Makes it hard to not be grim."
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It's not actually in the story yet, but I realized it sounded too much like an Isekai title to not post it:
"My wife is a thirteen-billion-year-old sun with a congenital chill deficiency and an incurable case of the zoomies."
"My wife is a thirteen-billion-year-old sun with a congenital chill deficiency and an incurable case of the zoomies."
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Don't know if this is a joke but...
"This guy is different.
By different, I mean difficult."
Corner Store — LazyScript
"This guy is different.
By different, I mean difficult."
Corner Store — LazyScript