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Wake up monkey wake up!

so scary...

Day 1 of scary monkeys in bull land.

Already on it. I'm feeding them all microplastics.

Which parent would buy that haunted monkey for their child!!?

This monkey traumatized me as a child.

Woah woah woah hey hey what do you think I am, a fascist? We don't deal in such barbary in the Shrimp Republic. What do you think whales...

I agree! So let's end humanity!

I go back to sleep

We should herd inferior plankton away from the normal people and put them together in I don’t know camps?

@JayMark I will gladly sacrifice myself to save the revolution and to kill 3000 inferior plankton

@Woolen_Monkey class consciousness is actually stored in the nose @JayMark It's the song of the caged bird

"The most curious misconception is that the aim of science is for the cure of disease—the saving of human life. Quite the contrary, the...

So he did a backflip and broke the bad guys neck

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to have extra classes