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It's a good thing red pill content didn't exist back then or else our Dreamer could've ended up on a terrible path

Just read Dostoevsky's White Nights Oh Nastenka!

I mean humankind. I'm just chillin

The question is then how long we have before we go extinct :sweating_profusely:

@Alski i also have gun

And also the national park needs good toilets. That's all I need

I know shrimp-fu

I wanna be a park ranger lowk But I have to be guarding a cool animal like a rhino or elephant and not like a weird mole thing

Both of you are felons

I would absolutely never steal a sign-nyah.

I used to have a traffic light. Traffic lights are about a meter tall, and are much larger than they look when they're hanging above the...

Insomnia, my worst friend. Met you when I was 8 and have rarely slept well since.

Cannibalism isn't even the worst thing ever tbh. At least they're not stealing stop signs or something

Shromp Rule # 🦐 You can indict a ham sandwich but you can't make it drink